January 2012
Current thought
I wonder how much hair product I’ve used throughout my life
I can’t find the thermometer thingy anywhere. I’ve destroyed the apt cannot locate. I swear I’m running a fucking fever..
Ugh take me now death!!!
I just cooked the most amazing meal. Three cheese risotto w/parmesan crusted chicken breast and a side of broccoli.. Mmmm
Newt Gingrich is a fucking idiot
That is all..
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“While we have enjoyed seven very loving, loyal and happy years of marriage,...”
– Joint release from Heidi Klum and Seal
It’s official love is over!!!
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“Kiss me. Strip me. Tease me.”
– Shameless
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Heidi Klum and Seal to Divorce →
Say it ain’t so!!!
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“These go down so easily”
– Mom drinking her second sangria
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Cruisers Grill
J: where should we eat lunch?
A: how bout Cruisers, I've never been
Me: they are kinda famous for their burgers
J: yay I could use a burger.
K: they are also famous for their fries
J: I love fries
Me: they are famous for their milk shakes
J: score lets go
A: are they just famous for everything!?
Me: they are most famous for their shits
* two hours later *
J: never eating there again
K: oh em gee I think I just lost 10lbs
Me: Jesus fucking Christ I had the squirt poops
A: I think I should go home
My upstairs neighbors are kind of cunts. Its a shame really cause the dude is kind of a hottie but his bitch ass wife makes me see passed all that straight to cunt.
I take it back he’s nice, but she… She’s like the cuntiest cunt. He needs to bone her more often or some thing, she’s never cracked a smile or said hello.
He at least says hi and pets Lexi. He’s also...
You might be wondering
.. what is a hip and trendy guy like David Phan doing on a Friday night
I’m studying for my LEED GA exam for the US Green Building Council
http://www.usgbc.org/
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This just happened
Me: good morning can I have a venti..
Starbucks drive-thu guy: iced caramel macchiato with an extra pump of vanilla upside down
Me: oh that's scary
Guy: I know you
Me: you don't know my life!! I'm also wanting a breakfast gouda sandwich
Guy: predictable...
* pulls up to window *
Guy: how are you today
Me: I'm well and you
Guy: I'm FAAAABULOUS!!
i hate him!
me: mom, i hate him. i hate everything about him. his eyebrows, his face. it sucks living with him. i used to be on Twitter but i had to get off there because he tweeted some annoying shit. and he tweeted to famous people like he's one of them. he thinks just because he wrote a book he has some kind of talent.
Mom: -and his book wasn't even good.
me: thank you. i have more talent in my-
Mom: I told you it wasn't a good idea to live with him. You guys are better friends when you don't live together.
Momma LM is wise beyond her years..
Ps you can always come for a mini vacay to catch a break from his tyrannical ways
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hot and busted, tumblr →
3ofsw0rds:
so this is a real thing mug shots of hot guys on tumblr. hahahahaha
Umm theres one dude that looks like Kellan Lutz
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Last Friday Night
Last night was our good friend Alex’s 35th Birthday. So naturally it was a night of food and debauchery.
The night started at Seven Bridges, the food was awful, I had to send my plate back and I never send food back..
Then we went to Intuition Ale Works which I guess is a microbrewery, so no vodka crans for me..
We are there all of five minutes and two people notice me and say they...
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Can I be honest...
This may not be the popular opinion but I love that Maria Shriver and Arnold Schwarzenegger are NOT getting a divorce and are instead working on their marriage and working to get passed his infidelity.
I know I could never forgive Adam if he ever cheated but bravo to them. I love them together and the news of his infidelity and their split left me more than shocked and dismayed..
I know its...
Had to unfollow someone. Their pathetic posts were on my last nerve.
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“dolce far niente”
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