February 2012
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Wait wait wait…
Ricky Martin singing La Isla Bonita is just …
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Chills
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So I tried to go running today and I decided to bring Lexi..
Lemme tell you this kid is not the best to go running with. After 1 minute of the warm up she stopped to poop.
Two minutes later she stopped to pee.
50 seconds into running she stopped to poop, this ran into my “brisk walking time”
Then she didn’t want to go any further so we ran home (not very far) and she...
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Molly's mom: I kissed him
Victoria: * shocked * on the winkie?
Molly's mom: what no not on the winkie. What kind of woman do you think your mother is?
Victoria: oh I'm sorry I just assumed it was hereditary
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I saw her.. I was talking about this game. She needs to come out again
This fucking sucks, where’s Madonna?
Lana Del Rey is just the worst.
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Every one is talking about this Lana Del Ray chick… Who the hell is she and what does she do
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MDNA is now #2 in Japan, if it goes #1, #MDNA will be #1 in 50 countries!
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Give me all your love and give me your love. Give me all your love today..
– MDNA
Truthful Tuesday
3ofsw0rds:
i don’t know what GOP stands for.
“GOP” stands for “Grand Old Party,” the nickname of the Republican party.
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This is a joke right?
Am I being punk’d
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January 2012
Stooopid
I filed my taxes on Sunday and got confirmation that I would have it direct deposited in 10-14 days..
Well today I got my student loan and HSA tax information. So I decided it would be worth amending my taxes and I would probably get an extra 1K back.
Well I’m not. I’m getting an extra 350 back, and I have to mail my amended documents to the IRS and it’ll take 10 weeks to get...
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Omg this pillow is amazing
Bed Bath and Beyond
Is the devils playground!
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Sooo since yesterday and looking back through MySpace pics I’ve been reminiscing ..
Those days were some of my happiest most carefree times in my life …
What were your happiest and most carefree times??
Current thought
I wonder how much hair product I’ve used throughout my life
I can’t find the thermometer thingy anywhere. I’ve destroyed the apt cannot locate. I swear I’m running a fucking fever..
Ugh take me now death!!!
I just cooked the most amazing meal. Three cheese risotto w/parmesan crusted chicken breast and a side of broccoli.. Mmmm