January 2012
“Get your penis off my foot you foot fetish freak”
– Me to Adam
December 2011
Our fridge is so full with alcohol and food.
“Jonathan, when I say “I’m drunk;” I’m drunk. Like, “$63 dollars” drunk. You get...”
– DavidKPhan
I don’t remember this convo
My allergies are going nuts today
This Christmas has been amazing..
My big secret gift to Adam made him cry like a happy baby..
The limited edition Adidas Star Wars Wampa shoes I wanted are beyond gorgeous.. I honestly don’t know of I will wear them. Not to mention the clothes and cologne I got.
My mom loved her Coach shoes and the cute tops I got her from Coldwater Creek.. When putting on the 4 inch heels mom said,...
I have some amazing friends, my favorite ones are the ones that are down for what ever..
Then I have friends that have stipulations on everything.
I’m really starting to dislike those friends :-)
Its like 80 degrees outside.. Wtf
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So a few weeks ago at our company holiday party I drunkenly invited someone to our NYE party. At first I didn’t care but today this happened.
“hey are you bringing your husband to the party. I assume so but wanted to ask just in case.”
“yes he’ll be there unless you want me to not bring him. That’d be weird”
“no no please bring...
Seriously folks my playlist is 6.9 hours long. The party starts at 9pm. You do the math.
Oh and Adam’s is 10 hours long. He called me an amateur. Ha we’ll see…
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The state of West Virginia is pissing me off with their laws and code of ordinances.
Fuck you!!!
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People are stupid and irritate me..
I’m often thinking “is it any of your fucking business?” or “are you fucking kidding me, go away”
I’m so excited about Christmas and our annual New Years Eve party that Adam and I throw!!!!
So I handle a lot of accounts and a lot of the times these vendors put my name down as a reference.
You guys have no idea how many collection calls I get on a daily basis. I go through the spiel and tell them, “no our company does not pay the invoices we only audit them for accuracy and then send the invoices to the corporate office for payment” then I proceed to give them the...
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I wish I could like responses..
Thedvsangel know I’m liking your responses :-)
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I wish we had more friends without families..
I bought all this food and it’s apparently just going to be the two of us. Why you ask, because Adam is scared to meet my family and 3 1/2 years later he has still managed to avoid them…
So I have Thanksgiving with Adam and then I go to the hospital and bring my mom food. She usually works late on Thanksgiving so it kind of works...
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How does one go about cleaning the oven?
Merry Maids?
I’ve been trying to teach Lexi how to wave like that bear.
This little bitch is so not getting it. She’s doing the Prom Queen wave which is sooo not as cute
Someone explain to me why our Christmas tree doesn’t smell like Christmas?!?!