March 2012
Eye twitch
Since the news of fraud on my account and being 18 thousand dollars in the hole my left eye hasn’t stopped twitching. At first it was kind of comical, now it’s just fucking annoying..
I hope it stops come Friday when my funds will be replenished..
February 2012
Biggest freak out moment of my life
Finding out there’s a 24,000 dollar charge on my bank account…
Second freak out moment of the week: finding out my bank can’t fix it until “possibly” Friday
I’m seriously done with working. I would very much like to win the lottery or become a house husband.
I envision my days filled with gym exercises, cooking classes and mild philanthropy. Meeting up with my boys to discuss sex and other things… Of course if I were to win the lottery I would hook up my friends because I would get lonely being all rich and shit
I would cook my man a...
Happy Birthday littlesneak
:-)
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I maaay have just said “this will help you manage your load” then giggled like a teenager after realizing what I said
Update: other coworker snickered and said, “I bet you can handle his load”
That awkward moment when your manager sneaks up on you while looking at a Jobs on linkedin
I've become a chain snob
I guess I should explain.. I’m starting to hate restaurant chains.. Many times they don’t take reservations and most times the service is horrible because they don’t care if you don’t come back because there’s thirty other Joe Schmo’s that won’t care.
My mothers birthday is tomorrow and as always we do dinner to celebrate. Of all the restaurants in JAX...
WatchI laughed so hard.. They sent you the wrong one, or you ordered the wrong one.
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How Will I Know - Whitney Houston Robyn Mix
I...
Confession
This ones a doozey
I have liked the last few episodes of Happy Endings and today I laughed out loud
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God please don't take Madonna, or Janet or Kylie
Please consider taking …
Kim Kardashian (because the fact that I know how to spell her name is reason alone)
Lindsey Lohan (she’s resilient but needs to go, along with her mom)
Mylie Cyrus and Family (because our youth does not need that as a role model)
Bobby Brown, cause let’s be honest it shoulda been him..
Kristin Stewart cause she hates fame so yeah, just make her go...
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Listen
Wait wait wait…
Ricky Martin singing La Isla Bonita is just …
…
Chills
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So I tried to go running today and I decided to bring Lexi..
Lemme tell you this kid is not the best to go running with. After 1 minute of the warm up she stopped to poop.
Two minutes later she stopped to pee.
50 seconds into running she stopped to poop, this ran into my “brisk walking time”
Then she didn’t want to go any further so we ran home (not very far) and she...
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Molly's mom: I kissed him
Victoria: * shocked * on the winkie?
Molly's mom: what no not on the winkie. What kind of woman do you think your mother is?
Victoria: oh I'm sorry I just assumed it was hereditary
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I saw her.. I was talking about this game. She needs to come out again
This fucking sucks, where’s Madonna?
Lana Del Rey is just the worst.
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Every one is talking about this Lana Del Ray chick… Who the hell is she and what does she do
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MDNA is now #2 in Japan, if it goes #1, #MDNA will be #1 in 50 countries!
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“Give me all your love and give me your love. Give me all your love today..”
– MDNA