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May 28

These Floridians are so cray cray

So we have Tropical Storm Beryl..
Yup you heard right Tropical Storm.. BERYL!!
NOt even a category 1 hurricane. You’d think its an apocalypse here in Jax. All we got was some rain and some wind.

I ain’t phased. Once you’ve lived through a category 5 and had your apt flooded and had a tree fall on your brand new car you don’t sweat the small shit

May 27

Ugh my upstairs neighbors are loud as fuck

May 26

Went wedding dress shopping

No not for my wedding..
For my friend Jessica..

After 7 dresses she found the one, I maaaay have started crying, just a little

I feel like there’s still cigarette smoke coming out of my lungs

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That moment when you burp and taste redbull and vodka

May 25

Fucking shit…
I’m ready to start my afternoon drinking and I have no one to drink with.. .

Ugh friends are lame

Where have you been?

I’m funny ya

I’m funny ya

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Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

This is my life!!!! Lololol

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May 24

Sooo I’ve been looking for a new wallet cause mines is old. 
Then I saw this gorgeous wallet. 

I hope my boyfriend gets the hint and maybe hopefully gets this for me for our anniversary. 

Ugh I have no idea what to get him

Sooo I’ve been looking for a new wallet cause mines is old.
Then I saw this gorgeous wallet.

I hope my boyfriend gets the hint and maybe hopefully gets this for me for our anniversary.

Ugh I have no idea what to get him