So last night I had some pretty epic dreams..
One I was in high school and Janet Jackson was a teacher.. I tried talking to her as she was dressed in her BlackGlama outfit.. She looked amazing so I said “you look amazing Miss. Jackson, that nutrisystem is like wow. I saw you in Tampa not to long ago”
She gave me a dirty look and said, “why you call me Miss. Jackson.. Are you nasty! You don’t look nasty..”
“oh no ma’am I’m not nasty just respectful”
“do you eat nasty food?”
“um”
“do you drive a nasty car?”
“I drive a scion Miss. Jackson”
“there you go again, why you keep steppin’ to my nasty groove?”
Then the entire high school started singing the breakdown of Nasty Boys..
Janet Jackson then proceeded to look at me and say “Nutrisystem, GET ON IT!”
She was so cunty to me! :’(
