me: mom, i hate him. i hate everything about him. his eyebrows, his face. it sucks living with him. i used to be on Twitter but i had to get off there because he tweeted some annoying shit. and he tweeted to famous people like he's one of them. he thinks just because he wrote a book he has some kind of talent.
Mom: -and his book wasn't even good.
me: thank you. i have more talent in my-
Mom: I told you it wasn't a good idea to live with him. You guys are better friends when you don't live together.
Momma LM is wise beyond her years..
Ps you can always come for a mini vacay to catch a break from his tyrannical ways
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