Me: good morning can I have a venti..
Starbucks drive-thu guy: iced caramel macchiato with an extra pump of vanilla upside down
Me: oh that's scary
Guy: I know you
Me: you don't know my life!! I'm also wanting a breakfast gouda sandwich
Guy: predictable...
* pulls up to window *
Guy: how are you today
Me: I'm well and you
Guy: I'm FAAAABULOUS!!
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