I think today is a stop at Starbucks day :)
Me: good morning can I have a venti..
Starbucks drive-thu guy: iced caramel macchiato with an extra pump of vanilla upside down
Me: oh that's scary
Guy: I know you
Me: you don't know my life!! I'm also wanting a breakfast gouda sandwich
Guy: predictable...
* pulls up to window *
Guy: how are you today
Me: I'm well and you
Guy: I'm FAAAABULOUS!!
Me: Baby I have a confession!
Adam: okay
Me: I've been unfaithful and been cheating on you. I'm in love... with grande toffee moca frapp
Adam: I saw that coming. I knew when I introduced you two that there was an attraction. Its my fault.
Me: It makes me feel like a natural woman!
Adam: ooh
Me: Blame jon! He heard me this morning and didn't keep me on the straight and narrow!
Adam: Bastard!!
